The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: People would throw me pennies So I can help daddy make ends meat
The Misheard: People would throw me patties, so I can help daddy make ends meat
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Real Lyric: Yeah you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowing. You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
The Misheard: Yeah you wanna go out 'cause it's raining and blowingYou can't go out 'cause your boobs are showing
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Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
The Misheard: I pledge aliebens to the flag of the United States of America, and to the public for which it stands, one asian under God, invisible, with liberty and justice for frogs.
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Real Lyric: prince of black jacks And of women And of anything That's slipped into his hands
The Misheard: prince of black jacks and of womenand a funny thing that slipped in his a**
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Real Lyric: When the sun goes down, you can make it, make it, good in a lay-by
The Misheard: When the sun goes down, you can make a naked girl if you lay five
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Real Lyric: You got that dance floor so hot
The Misheard: You got that dandruff so hot
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Real Lyric: "Imagine no possessions - I wonder if you can."
The Misheard: "Imagine all the sessions - I wonder if you can."
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Real Lyric: Think of her in bed Laying there just watching telly Then think of me instead
The Misheard: Finger her in bedLaying there just watching tellyThen finger me instead
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Real Lyric: Left on an eastbound train
The Misheard: West on an eastbound train
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Real Lyric: I think I used to have a purpose But then again That might have been a dream.
The Misheard: I think I used to have a porpoise, but then again that might have been a dream.
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