The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's too bad, it's too bad, Too late, so wrong, so long
The Misheard: It's too bad, stupid, Too late, so long, so huh?
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Real Lyric: A certain girl, she took her hand and put it in my lap.
The Misheard: This certain girl, she took a rat and put it in my lap.
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Real Lyric: Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball
The Misheard: He piled, and piled, and piled lips and funk
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be in love
The Misheard: I don't wanna be alone
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Real Lyric: I'd appreciate your imput.
The Misheard: I'd appreciate it in the butt.
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Real Lyric: I’m like a blind man who lost his way
The Misheard: I’m like a blind man who lost his leg
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Real Lyric: Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara ann
The Misheard: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb IranBomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
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Real Lyric: So what if you can see, The darker side of me, No one will ever change this animal I have become and we believe, It’s not the real me, Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal.)
The Misheard: So what if you can see,The duck inside of me,No one will ever change this animal I have becomeand we believe,It’s not the real me,Somebody help me tame this animal(This animal, this animal.)
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing
The Misheard: I believe in mackerels wear your thong, you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hiiiiide
The Misheard: Actually it wasn't me, it was Bob Dylan, who said to John Lennon when he offered pot to John and John said they had never gotten high before, "Well, how about that song 'I Want to Hold your Hand"? "What about it"? "Isn't it 'it's such a feelin
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