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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Song: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Real Lyric: In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

    The Misheard: In lieu of the innuendo in the end-o, my Nintendo

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Violent Pornography

    Real Lyric: Choking chicks and sodomy

    The Misheard: Chunky chips and salad cream

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    Artist: Eva Cassidy

    Song: Fields Of Gold

    Real Lyric: You can tell the sun in his jealous sky

    The Misheard: You can tell the sun in his Jello sky

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    Artist: Juice Newton

    Song: Queen of Hearts

    Real Lyric: Playing with the queen of hearts Knowing it ain't really smart The Joker is the only fool That could do anything for you

    The Misheard: Playing with the queen of heartsKnowing it ain't really smartYogurt is the only food That could do anything for you

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Cherry, Cherry

    Real Lyric: "She got the way to move me"

    The Misheard: I swear, for years I thought it was "She got the western movement". Anyone else??

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Yellow

    Real Lyric: For you I bleed my self dry.

    The Misheard: For you I itch my right eye.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Rock and Roll Music

    Real Lyric: It's way too early for a congo so keep on rockin' that piano

    The Misheard: It's way too early for a congoso keep a rockin' that beat I know

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Silent Night

    Real Lyric: holy infant so tender and mild

    The Misheard: holy infant so covered in hives

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Do Wah Diddy Diddy

    Real Lyric: according to the stated lyrics, at the end of the song the lead singer John Paul Jones, I believe, sings "We'll sing it"

    The Misheard: I truly believe he says, "Well, sing it, stupid! Oh yeah, do wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo."

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    Artist: Les Miserables Soundtrack

    Song: One Day More

    Real Lyric: Tomorrow you'll be worlds away And yet with you, my world has started!

    The Misheard: Tomorrow you'll be worlds awayCosette-with you, my world has started

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