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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ted Nugent

    Song: Cat Scratch Fever

    Real Lyric: Cat scratch fever

    The Misheard: Cat scratched T-bird

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: It's gotta be big

    The Misheard: Grumpy pig

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    Artist: Akon

    Song: Smack That

    Real Lyric: Shady Convict Upfront Akon Slim Shady

    The Misheard: ShadyConvictButt F***AkonSlim Shady

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship

    The Misheard: I will go down with this s***

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: I won't go down with the ship and won't throw my hands up and surrender

    The Misheard: I won't go down with this s*** and I won't poke my eyes out and surrender

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    Artist: Misfits

    Song: Some Kinda Hate

    Real Lyric: There's some kinda love And there's some kinda hate The maggots in the eye of love won't copulate

    The Misheard: I'm sucking at love,Cause there's some kind of hate.I'm jammin with the Ayatollah's consomme

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    Artist: Zascha Moktan

    Song: Ouch

    Real Lyric: Ohhh please, quit fighting me

    The Misheard: Ohhh please,quit biting me

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    Artist: Blessid Union of Souls

    Song: Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)

    Real Lyric: But what she sees Are my faults and indecisions

    The Misheard: But what she seesAre my balls make bad decisions

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    Artist: Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band

    Song: Nine Tonight

    Real Lyric: Here comes a great big moon

    The Misheard: Here comes a great big poop

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: Butterfly

    Real Lyric: Spread your wings and fly Butterfly

    The Misheard: Spread your wings like a pedophile

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