The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Anesthetise this b***h
The Misheard: Our knees are tied this b***h
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Real Lyric: I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
The Misheard: I was born in a class five hurricane
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Real Lyric: get high, and watch the tube
The Misheard: get an eyewash or two
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Real Lyric: Help me get my feet back on the ground....
The Misheard: Help me get my feedbag on the gound....
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Real Lyric: Keep me free from birth....
The Misheard: Keep me free from earth....
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Real Lyric: Wake up call Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed...
The Misheard: paper dollcaught you in the morning with another one in my bed...
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning, angelJust wipe your feet before you leave me, baby
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Real Lyric: I am an arms dealer, Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
The Misheard: I am an arse stealer,spitting on you with fords and girls.
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Real Lyric: Some find it sharing every morning
The Misheard: Some find a chair in every morning
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Real Lyric: They say the devils water, it ain’t so sweet...
The Misheard: They say the devil's water, it ain't so clean...
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