The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Away with us he's going, The solemn-eyed.
The Misheard: Away with us he's going, The Sodomite.
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Real Lyric: My songs know what you did in the dark
The Misheard: My sons know what you did in the dark
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Real Lyric: better run better run faster than my bullet
The Misheard: better run better run faster than my pocket
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Real Lyric: No more sad voices
The Misheard: No more sandwiches
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Real Lyric: Swimming Through Apologies!
The Misheard: Sitting in a pile of "Jays"!
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Real Lyric: One way ticket to the blues
The Misheard: One way ticket to the moon
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Real Lyric: It's my fault when you're blind
The Misheard: It's my phones radio blast
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Real Lyric: Why do you treat me like a worn-out shoe?
The Misheard: Why do you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?
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Real Lyric: All these thoughts locked inside
The Misheard: All these stocks locked inside
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your Easter Bunny.
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