The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom
The Misheard: I watched him get roasted, then I can be handsome.
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Real Lyric: And you sold us down the river too far
The Misheard: And the soda ran down the river to fart.
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Real Lyric: Standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset babe
The Misheard: Standing in an ice chest, staring at the sunset babe.
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Real Lyric: We all, we all, we all, we all know this is nothing We all, we all, we all, we all know this is nothing We all, we all, we all, we all know this is nothing This is nowhere We all, we all, we all, we all know this is nowhere There is no one Here It moves like a virus and enters our skin The first sign devises, the second is moving to Berlin
The Misheard: We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing We own, we own, we own, we all own Mrs. Nothing Mrs. No Hair We own, we own, we own, we all know Mrs. No Hair There is no one Here It moves like a virus
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Real Lyric: Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
The Misheard: Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her!
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Real Lyric: Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
The Misheard: Order me that breakfast bed Good dog, let me give you my life!
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Real Lyric: Here come the jesters One, two, three It's all part of my fantasy
The Misheard: Here come the Jetsons One, two, three It's all part of my fantasy
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Real Lyric: I'm just trying to get you high
The Misheard: I'm just trying to get your eye
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Real Lyric: You're an angel!
The Misheard: Urination!!
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty, shake your booty (yeah yeah)
The Misheard: Chicken goofy, chicken goofy (yeah yeah)
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