The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: If you wanna be my motherYou gotta get with my freinds
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Real Lyric: I've got memories, I keep them away from me...
The Misheard: A cat named Henry?Keep him away from me!
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Real Lyric: He do the walk, he do the walk of life
The Misheard: He do the walk, he do the walk on by
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Real Lyric: The battle flags are flown At the feet of a god unknown.
The Misheard: The battle flags are flown at the feet of a garden gnome.
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Real Lyric: Colours of the world Chicas to the front
The Misheard: Power to the WorldJiggy to the front
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Real Lyric: oh lord, stuck in lodi again
The Misheard: oh lord, suckin' on old diane again
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Real Lyric: Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
The Misheard: Take a look at my girlfriendShe's the only one I got (ba ba da da)Not much of a girlfriendShe never seems to eat a lot.
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Real Lyric: You sold your soul to feed your vanity
The Misheard: You sold your soul to feed your manatee
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Real Lyric: I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm Oh lord gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
The Misheard: I've got the right temperature, fish hat, a ewe from the storm! HOLA girl I got the right ant-ticks to turn you on
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Real Lyric: Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
The Misheard: Must be a reason why there is cream on my arsehole
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