The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some more.
The Misheard: And if you cry "Ouch!" I'm gonna bulls*** some more.
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Real Lyric: That it can only be seen By the eyes of the blind
The Misheard: And it can only be seen by the eyes of Divine.
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Real Lyric: Forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Forever and after your prize expires
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna get free I'm gonna get free
The Misheard: I wanna get laidI wanna get laid
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Real Lyric: Drive you around the corner
The Misheard: Drown your a** in water
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Real Lyric: Tempted by the fruit of another...
The Misheard: Tainted by the fruit of another...
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Real Lyric: Kinda late in the game and my heart is in Your hands
The Misheard: Archimedes was gayAnd my heart is in your head
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Real Lyric: I miss Alabamy once again
The Misheard: I miss my old mammy
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Real Lyric: Chiquitita, you and I cry
The Misheard: Chicken Tikka, blue and red dye
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Real Lyric: it's gettin, it's gettin', it's gettin kinda heavy
The Misheard: skin, skin, skin, gotta have it
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