The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
The Misheard: It's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poisoned rationality.
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Real Lyric: He's for ev'ry one of us Stand for ev'ry one of us He'll save with a mighty hand Ev'ry man, ev'ry woman, ev'ry child! Eith a mighty flash
The Misheard: he'll rape everyone of us!he'll kill everyone us!he'll rape every woman!every man!every boy!every girl!every child!every man it's flash!
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Real Lyric: They shook and lurched all over the church floor
The Misheard: They shook head lice all over the church floor
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Real Lyric: Hey Juliet
The Misheard: Pray till the end
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Real Lyric: Hey hey, you you I know that you like me
The Misheard: Hey hey, Jew Jew I know that you're circumcised!
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Real Lyric: Show you some things that Make you wanna show your friends
The Misheard: Show you some d*** that'll Make you wanna shows your friends
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Real Lyric: You say - you are totally complete when you're lying next to me I say - even your tears will taste sweet when you're lying next to me
The Misheard: You say - you are totally complete, when you're lying next to meI say - even your turds will taste sweet, when you're lying next to me
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Real Lyric: I'll be your number one with a bullet
The Misheard: I'll be your number one with the bully
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Real Lyric: A loaded god complex, c**k it and pull it
The Misheard: I know you got a complex called gettin' bullied
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva, ohm
The Misheard: Jackaroo dayglow boy
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