The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hell bent on heaven
The Misheard: Hell bent on Harvard
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Real Lyric: Oh how this sickens me This wretched fools affair
The Misheard: Your Waldo sickens meThese wrenches fooled a bear
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Real Lyric: Papa would do whatever he could
The Misheard: Grandpa would do whatever he could
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Real Lyric: I got friends, and you got friends.
The Misheard: I got pots and you got pans.
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Real Lyric: I wanna f**k you
The Misheard: And now I'm picking up the pieces. I'm spitting on the peachesPutting my heart back together.
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Real Lyric: Daishkyu hinan s**te kudasai!
The Misheard: Face cure; he likes stink on the face
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Real Lyric: Nightnurse pills to keep me sane
The Misheard: Phyto spills to keep me safe
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Real Lyric: secret agent man
The Misheard: secret asian man
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Real Lyric: Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
The Misheard: Manny should have sitting kick in a guard Laran Paul
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy 'bout a shotgun blast
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