The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
The Misheard: I'm a cowboy, on stale horse I ride
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Real Lyric: we've come to the end of the road
The Misheard: We've got til the end of our rope...
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Real Lyric: Build me up Buttercup
The Misheard: Build me a buttercup
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Real Lyric: I am an arms dealer
The Misheard: I am an arm stealer
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Real Lyric: My knees are weak; my head is reeling Consumed by fire in your eyes...
The Misheard: I need some weed, my head is reelingConsumed by fire in your eyes...
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Real Lyric: And when you're not, you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: And when you're not, you're withSome UNDERWEAR spy or the wife of a close friend
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Real Lyric: Big boss man, can't you hear me when I call? Can't you hear me when I call? Well you ain't so big, you know you're just tall that's all,
The Misheard: Big Balls Man, can't you hear me when I call? You know you ain't so big, you know you're just tall, thats all!
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Real Lyric: The killer's breed or the demons seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight To kill the unborn in the womb.
The Misheard: The killing spree on the demon sea,The glamour, the fortune, the fame,Don't you wanna gain, blood is free, don't stain,Don't you pray for our souls, anymore.2 minutes to midnightThe hand that wretches tombs.2 minutes to midnight
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Real Lyric: Reach down, between my legs Ease the seat back
The Misheard: Reach down between my legs and ease the sea bag
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Real Lyric: Collipark, Bubba Sparxxx
The Misheard: gotta fart Bubba Sparxxx
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