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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint

    The Misheard: Hey! Wait!I wanna m*******te

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    Artist: Jefferson Airplane

    Song: White Rabbit

    Real Lyric: "Feed your head"

    The Misheard: Keep your head

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    Artist: Feeder

    Song: Oxygen

    Real Lyric: Breathing you in

    The Misheard: breathe anywhere

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    Artist: Aly & AJ

    Song: Potential Breakup Song

    Real Lyric: This is the potential break up song.

    The Misheard: This is the potato break up song.

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    Artist: Jonas Brothers

    Song: Goodnight and Goodbye

    Real Lyric: This has been no walk in the park I feel like we have fallen apart.

    The Misheard: This has been a walking lip lock andI feel like we have bought an ipod.

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Freebird

    Real Lyric: 'coz I'm as free as a bird now,and this bird you cannot change.

    The Misheard: 'coz I'm a free roaming perv now,and this perv will watch you change.

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    Artist: Jonas Brothers

    Song: Goodnight and Goodbye

    Real Lyric: Open up your eyes girl and see How wonderful this love could be.

    The Misheard: Pokin' out your eyes kill N'Sync I wanna fool this love king bee.

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    Artist: Jonas Brothers

    Song: Kids of the Future

    Real Lyric: We're the kids, we're the kids, we're the kids of the future.

    The Misheard: We're the kiss, we're the kiss, we're the kiss of tha fucha.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Master Of Puppets

    Real Lyric: Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name and I'll hear your scream Master Master

    The Misheard: masochist puppets I'm pulling your strings! Twisting your spine and smashing your spleen! Blinded by pain and squirting with glee! Just call my name while I make you bleed! bastard! bastard!

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Number Of The Beast

    Real Lyric: six! six! six! the number of the beast! six! six! six! the one for you and me!

    The Misheard: sex! sex! sex! the number of the beast! sex! sex! sex! the one with you and me!

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