The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the Water
The Misheard: Smoke under water
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, It’s a god d*** arms race.
The Misheard: Lucille, Lucille,Is a god d***ed arse face.
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug
The Misheard: Chew the bug
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: I'll be your plastic toy
The Misheard: I'll be your plastic toilet
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Real Lyric: Elegantly Wasted
The Misheard: An organic Wasteland
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Mom of King Tut
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Real Lyric: The future teaches you to be alone The present to be afraid and cold So if I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists Bullets for your brain today But we'll forget it all again
The Misheard: The future teaches you to be alone,The present to use afro combes,So if I can shoot rabbits,Then I can shoot fat sh**s,Bollocks for your brain today,But we'll forget it all again
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dae
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die
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