The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Us, us, us, and them, them, them
The Misheard: Christmas, mas, mas, and them, them, them
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Real Lyric: And I Told About Equality An It's True Either You're Wrong Or You're Right
The Misheard: I don't know if you believe in meI've got a truth key For your wrong Or your right
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Real Lyric: feed us lies from the table cloth
The Misheard: fetus lies in the pickle farm
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Real Lyric: When she lays in your warm arms Don't think of me
The Misheard: When she "seņor Tomas"... don't think of me
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Real Lyric: And it must have been so bad Cause living with me must have d*** near killed you
The Misheard: and it must have been so badcause little women must have d*** near killed you
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Real Lyric: It's out of my hands again
The Misheard: I sat on my hands again
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Real Lyric: When I get that feeling I need Sexual Healing
The Misheard: When I get that feeling I need central heating
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
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Real Lyric: My heart breaks as you take your long journey
The Misheard: My heart breaks as you take your laundry/lingerie
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Real Lyric: Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
The Misheard: Stick up and Thrive, Thrive, Thrive
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