The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool But she's still preoccupied with 19,19,1985..."
The Misheard: "String Bean Madonna right in front her honner there was YouTube and Ghandi. Mucus fills-up MTV. Her two kids on my stool they tell her that shes on school but shes still re-occupied with 1985..."
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Real Lyric: Holdin' onto sixteen as long as you can Change is coming round real soon make us women and men
The Misheard: hold onto sixteen as long as you canchanges come around real soonmake us swimming again
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle.
The Misheard: Massaging my b***hole.
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Real Lyric: Behind these hazel eyes
The Misheard: You had me change the lights
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Real Lyric: We got the beat
The Misheard: We got the beef
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Real Lyric: I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away
The Misheard: I bring it out chicken tikka Just to throw it away
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Real Lyric: sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
The Misheard: suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me
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Real Lyric: "I'm on the hunt I'm after you"
The Misheard: "I named my hometown after you"
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: ripped off like a douche in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: You and me, my part time lover
The Misheard: You and me, are down by the river
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