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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Jesus and the Mary Chain

    Song: Just Like Honey

    Real Lyric: In your honey dripping beehive it's good, so good...

    The Misheard: In your honey dripping behind, it's good, so good, behind...

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    Artist: Girls Aloud

    Song: Call The Shots

    Real Lyric: Just cos you're raising the bet and calling the shots on me now

    The Misheard: Just cos you're ace in the bed etc (same as above)

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Spirits In The Material World

    Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world

    The Misheard: upstairs in the material room

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    Artist: Klaxons

    Song: Magick

    Real Lyric: Magick, without tears The way to mother noose The way to suck an egg The way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan

    The Misheard: Magick, we are tist Or:Magick, weirdtistThe way to mother looseThe way to southern leg (?!)The way to copendavn (didnt think they could pronounce Copenhagen right)The way to copandang (thought they then tryed singing Copenhagen

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    Artist: Young Knives, The

    Song: Terra Firma

    Real Lyric: Fake rape, real snake. Terra firma, terra firma.

    The Misheard: I'm afraid that, made a mistake.Terrified, I'm terrified.

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    Artist: Hoosiers, The

    Song: Goodbye Mr. A

    Real Lyric: Goodbye Mr. A, You promised you would love us, But you knew too much.

    The Misheard: Goodbye Mr. AIDS,You promised you were lovers,But we knew too much.

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: I am a seal

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    Artist: Cheap Trick

    Song: Downed

    Real Lyric: Another problem is it a boy or girl Some say the weekend is the only world

    The Misheard: Another problem is the Porter girlSome say the weekend is the only world

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    Artist: Hot Hot Heat

    Song: Bandages

    Real Lyric: Bandages, bandages, bandages

    The Misheard: burn the jews, burn the jews, burn the jews....

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Ms Jackson

    Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times

    The Misheard: Never meant to make your daughter cry, I love college Allan Troop in time

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