The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher to a place with lime and tea
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Real Lyric: How about unabashedly bawling your eyes out
The Misheard: how about I bash and gouge your eye out
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Real Lyric: Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
The Misheard: paint,without lovepaint,I can't get enoughpaint,I like it rough`cause I'd rather feel paint than nothing at all
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Real Lyric: Take me fist, Break down walls I'm on top tonight
The Misheard: Take my beer,I'll break your arm,Hard time tonight
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Real Lyric: Don't you come around here with your auctioneer man
The Misheard: Don't you come around here with your oxygen mask
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Real Lyric: She had five restless children
The Misheard: She had five breasted children
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Real Lyric: "Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon. Going to the candidate's debate."
The Misheard: "Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon. Going to the can to mast******."
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Real Lyric: I Got Me Some Bathing Apes.
The Misheard: I Got Me Some Baybanays.
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Real Lyric: All my real loud saints throw your hands up!
The Misheard: All my Red Lobsters throw your hands up!
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage drunken f***
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