The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Return to Sender,Address Unknown
The Misheard: Return to Simba, The Lion Cone
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Real Lyric: Twenty-five or six to four
The Misheard: Twenty five horses to go
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: Alice the seal
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Real Lyric: I'll be your number one with a bullet; A loaded god complex, c**k it and pull it.
The Misheard: I'll be the number one wicked pullet;A lonely black c***, just suck it and pull it.
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Real Lyric: I've been crawling in the dark, Looking for the answer
The Misheard: I've been crawling in the dark,Licking Forty Hamsters
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Real Lyric: When angels heard the news today
The Misheard: When angels hurlthe noose today
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Real Lyric: My love don't cost a thing
The Misheard: My love don't constipate
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Real Lyric: Your light I love forever Until the end of time Someday we'll die together Love's purity enshrined
The Misheard: You'll light our love forever, until the end of time.Sunday we'll die together,love's purity enshrined.
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front
The Misheard: Livin' in the butt
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Real Lyric: And I'm haunted by ghosts of memory Taunted by promises What could have been?
The Misheard: I'm haunted by the worst of memories.....
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