The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Haterz get mad cause I got me some bathing apes !
The Misheard: Haters get mad cause I got me some mayonaise !
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Real Lyric: Children of Thalidomide
The Misheard: Children of the little mind
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm in the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: If you change your mindOn the bursting lineOn the outs still freetake a chance on me
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Real Lyric: The dark sacred night.
The Misheard: The dogs say good night.
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Real Lyric: Come and rest your bones with me
The Misheard: Come and rest your balls with me
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Real Lyric: And in my head I paint a picture
The Misheard: And in my head I paint a biertje (dutch for beer)
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Real Lyric: Hold you as waves crash down the Jersey shore Can't think of a time when I needed this more Your skin is so pale reflecting the moon's glow
The Misheard: Horsing, Swazi, Castello, Jersey shore Can’t think of a time when I needed this more Your skin superb reflecting the moose, no
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Real Lyric: Davey Crocket, Peter Pan
The Misheard: Betty Crocker peed her pants.
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Real Lyric: I need you here with me Not way over in a bucket seat
The Misheard: I need you here with me, Not way over in the f***ing sea
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Real Lyric: I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
The Misheard: I'm a blonde, evil girl in a fantasy world
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