The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caught in a Landslide
The Misheard: Cod in a Landslide
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Real Lyric: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe I'd been married a long time ago
The Misheard: Did up the boo the Cotton Eye Joe One chicken is like a nanny goat
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you
The Misheard: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here's a hamster, stuck in the middle with you
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Real Lyric: Hi-ho the carrion crow
The Misheard: I owe the carry -on crow
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Real Lyric: This doesn't have to be the big get-even
The Misheard: This doesn't have to be the biggie demon.
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Real Lyric: Free falling, fates warning, find a life to hold on. Souls stealers, true believers, rise now they are gone.
The Misheard: Free falling, face warming, find a life to hold on. Soul stealers, true believers, rise above, oh God!
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Real Lyric: The nightmare is everywhere, my eyes opened wide.
The Misheard: The nightmare is everywhere, my *** opened wide.
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Real Lyric: She wears short skirts,I wear T-shirts. She's cheer captain i'm on the bleachers.
The Misheard: she cares port pirts,pie care p-pirts. she's peer cappain i'm on the peechears.
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Is Forever
The Misheard: Goodbye Ears Forever
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Real Lyric: All I need is a beauty and a beat
The Misheard: Odd body, beauty and the beast
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