The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And all the things I deserve For being such a good girl honey
The Misheard: Other things I deserveFor being suck a cuckoo, oh yay
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Real Lyric: Gitchy gitchy ya ya ta ta (hey hey hey) Gitchy gitchy ya ya here (here)
The Misheard: Itchy, itchy, crotch crotch crotch (Hey hey hey)Itchy, Itchy, crotch crotch...eek! eek!
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Real Lyric: These people round here Wear beaten down eyes sunken, smoke- dried faces
The Misheard: These people round here - my god, I suck at sports!
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Real Lyric: "Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin"
The Misheard: "Don't know what it is 'bout that little girl's oven"
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
The Misheard: Ain't nothin gonna break-a my spineNobody gonna hold me down , oh no
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Real Lyric: chicken wings on strings
The Misheard: chicken wangs on a thang
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Real Lyric: ...Shame and scandal in the family...
The Misheard: ...Shaman's Candle in the family...
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Real Lyric: I'm looking through, and you're nowhere.
The Misheard: I'm looking through you, and your underwear.
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Real Lyric: Their bullets took his best friend in Saigon. Our lawyers took his wife and kids, no regrets.
The Misheard: The bullets took his best friends in Saigon. Hanoi's took his wife, his kids, no regrets.
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Real Lyric: Because if drugs ever work, they gonna give you a smirk...
The Misheard: Because if drugs ever work, you're going to look like a smurf...
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