The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you handle me the way I are? I don’t need the G’s or the car keys
The Misheard: Can you handle me the way you are?I'll be the cheese and the cockneys
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Real Lyric: I can't see me lovin' nobody but you For all my life
The Misheard: I can't see me loving somebody like you, for all my life
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Real Lyric: So what you gonna do when the walls come falling down? You never move you never make a sound So where you gonna swim with the ridges that you found If you're lost at sea then I hope that you've drowned
The Misheard: I hate my lifeI am emoI eat catsMy dog cuts himself tooI heart eating pooYou smell like a cat a little bitDon't be happy your stuck as a donutI love eating cats
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Real Lyric: You can see she was unable
The Misheard: You can see she was an emo
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Real Lyric: No time to wallow in the mire
The Misheard: No time for Waldo Windemire
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Real Lyric: Golden Brown with my mind she runs
The Misheard: Golden Brown with my Manchurians
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Real Lyric: Metal Guru is it you
The Misheard: Metal Guru, he's a Jew
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Real Lyric: We did some shakin' til the middle of the night
The Misheard: her t*** were shakin til the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: And I can't make it on my own Until my final breath is gone
The Misheard: Dark and naked on my ownUntil my final bread is gone
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Real Lyric: Sweet darling you worry too much.
The Misheard: Sweet child you weigh to much
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