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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get rid of my friends.

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Winds of Change

    Real Lyric: I followed the Moskva down to Gorky Park

    The Misheard: I followed them old squares down two gonky paths

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    Artist: Johnny Horton

    Song: North to Alaska

    Real Lyric: Go North, the rush is on

    The Misheard: Go north, the Russia zone

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    Artist: Chuck Berry

    Song: Promised Land

    Real Lyric: Workin' on a T-bone steak a la carte Flyin' over to the Golden State

    The Misheard: Working under Tibo's take on the Cardiff Line, over to the Golden State

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    Artist: Phillip Phillips

    Song: Gone, Gone, Gone

    Real Lyric: Like a drum, baby don't stop beating

    The Misheard: Like a drunk, baby don't stop bleeding

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    Artist: Pointer Sisters

    Song: He's so shy

    Real Lyric: He's So Shy

    The Misheard: Please Don't cry

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    Artist: Ted Nugent

    Song: Hey Baby

    Real Lyric: I don't need no fancy types I need the ones that's clean.

    The Misheard: I don't need no fancy types I just need someone's ss cleaned.

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    Artist: Dragonforce

    Song: Heart Of The Storm

    Real Lyric: Cities in ruins

    The Misheard: *itties in ruins

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    Artist: Marilyn Manson

    Song: Posthuman

    Real Lyric: God is just a statistic.

    The Misheard: God is just a static stick.

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die

    The Misheard: I'm Blue, Justin Bieber Should Die

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