The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here I am sitting in a tin can
The Misheard: Here I am sh**ing in a tin can.
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Real Lyric: Heartless-Heartless! never out of control Heartless-Heartless! sin in the name of rock and roll Heartless-Heartless! he thinks it's so cool to be cold Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul
The Misheard: Hard Left-Hard left! Never out of controlHard Left-Hard left! ! Sin in the name of rock and rollHard Left-Hard left! ! He thinks it's so cool to be coldNever realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul
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Real Lyric: I'll make you a deal, like any other candidate
The Misheard: I'll make you a deal, like any other "kind of date"
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be in love
The Misheard: I don't wanna be alone
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Real Lyric: Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer
The Misheard: Then I saw her maceKnew she was a man beater
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Real Lyric: "You beat me to the punch."
The Misheard: "You beat me till I punched."
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Real Lyric: Thinks all men are addicted to porn
The Misheard: Thinks all men are addicted to corn
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Real Lyric: Everybody's got a hungry heart
The Misheard: Every worm has a hundred hearts
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Real Lyric: In his warm embrase? No, that's just his arms!
The Misheard: In his morning breath?No, that's just bizarre!
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Real Lyric: There's something 'bout you, let's keep it moving, And if it's good let's just get something cooking...
The Misheard: There's something 'bout you, let's keeping it moving,And if it's good let's just get us some cocaine...
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