The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene and it's a god d*** arms race
The Misheard: This ain't a scene and it's a god d*** horse race!
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Real Lyric: We are the fire
The Misheard: we got a fur!
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna kidnap the truth and negotiate
The Misheard: I don't wanna kidnap the truth and the ghosts she ate
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Real Lyric: And now you do what they told ya
The Misheard: ei wo sinn dann mei turnschuh?(Dialekt: wo sind denn meine Turnschuhe?English: where are my sneakers?)
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Real Lyric: I can't quiet make it alone
The Misheard: I can't fly naked alone
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Real Lyric: (shape shift) nose to the wind
The Misheard: (Chase sheep) nose to the wind
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue (Da ba dee da ba di)
The Misheard: I'm blue I believe I can die
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Real Lyric: Yeah I’m working hard in Harrisburg Working hard in Petersburg
The Misheard: Yeah I’m working hard in HarrisburgWorking hard in Penisburg
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Real Lyric: "Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her. I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her."
The Misheard: "Call me in Jamaica. Call me in Jamaica. I can always keep blahaha. Call me in Jamaica."My friend used to argue with me that it was:"Call me lieutenant Baker. Call me lieutenant Baker. I always stand him up. Call me lieutenant Baker."
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Real Lyric: Baby, love really hurts without you
The Misheard: Baby, leprosy hurts without you
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