The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't feel like dancin' when the old Joanna plays
The Misheard: I don't feel like dancingwhen the old man comes to play
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Real Lyric: Got 26 days to work with
The Misheard: Got twenty-six gays to work with
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Real Lyric: I am an arms dealer.
The Misheard: I am an arm stealer.
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Real Lyric: She wore a Rasberry Beret The kind you buy,at a second hand store
The Misheard: She Wore Rags Miracle RagsThe kind you buy,at a second hand store
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Real Lyric: I wanna' be your forever man...
The Misheard: I wanna' be your four-legged man...
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Real Lyric: Long-haired freaky people need not apply...
The Misheard: Long-haired freaky people eatin' all the pie...
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Real Lyric: Lived nine lives Gunned down ten
The Misheard: Lived life like gungha din.
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Real Lyric: She's blowing your mind with her acid
The Misheard: She's boning your mom with her ass
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Real Lyric: Rehearsing interaction, he wasn't even there
The Misheard: Forcing an erection, he wasn't even there
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Real Lyric: Go around a time or two Just to waste more time with you
The Misheard: Go around to tie my shoeJust to waste more dimes with you
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