The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Amie, what you wanna do? I think I could stay with you For awhile maybe longer if I do.
The Misheard: Pay me what you want to.I think I could lay with you.For awhile, pay me longer if I do.
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street...
The Misheard: Steamboats were running down the street...
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Real Lyric: Well you're just 17 and all you wanna do is disappear
The Misheard: Well you're just 17 and all you want to do is drink a beer
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Real Lyric: I'd like to turn off time And kill my mind.
The Misheard: I like to turn off time, and kill my Mom.
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Real Lyric: I ain't scared of Your brother I ain't scared of no sheets!
The Misheard: I Ain't Scared of you, Bubba!I Ain't Scared of your Shrimp!
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Real Lyric: Walking 'round with little wings on my shoes.
The Misheard: c**k a wham, I nearly wanged on my shoes.
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Real Lyric: Kennedy should be in sight
The Misheard: Kennedy should be inside
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Real Lyric: But When You Leave Me I'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was There
The Misheard: But When You Leave MeI'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was Dead
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Real Lyric: I keep a gun in the book you gave me,
The Misheard: I keep a gun in the BUTT YOU GAVE ME!!!
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Real Lyric: Pretty young thing lemme light your candle....
The Misheard: Prett young thing lemon-lime chicano....
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