The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh it's nicer than Betty Monroe had
The Misheard: This is nicer than petting in Rohan
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Real Lyric: ...My mother was a tailor She sewed my new blue jeans... ...I got one foot on the platform The other foot on the train...
The Misheard: ...My mother was a tellerShe sold my new blue jeans......you're wonderful on the platformThe elephant on the train...
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Real Lyric: I past and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
The Misheard: I pissed out a rabbit and I smoked a few weeds
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Real Lyric: This town was built on muddy stilts By the lunatic parade
The Misheard: This town was built on muggy sticksBy the losing D**k parade
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Real Lyric: Of Desmond and Molly Jones (ha ha ha ha)
The Misheard: Oh where does the money go? (ha ha ha ha)
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Real Lyric: Kill all the f**s that don't agree.
The Misheard: Kill all the f**s at donut cream.
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Real Lyric: Closer to heaven above and closer to you
The Misheard: Closer to heaven again and closer to you
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Real Lyric: Don't want a nation under the new media.
The Misheard: I am some druggy in a band with some media.
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Real Lyric: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself
The Misheard: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrenderOh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar wayThe mystery book on the shelfIs always repeating itself
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Real Lyric: Last night I couldn't even get an answer
The Misheard: last nightI couldn't even get a dancer
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