The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: You're such a good friend
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Real Lyric: Frere Jaques
The Misheard: Pharaoh Jaques
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Real Lyric: Big O' Jet Airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: big hotel with the light on,don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: Like a Willow I can bend
The Misheard: Like a weirdo I can bend
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Real Lyric: Tattoos of memories And dead skin on trial
The Misheard: Baboons with memories and dead skin still smile
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Real Lyric: Holding my last breath
The Misheard: Holding my left breast
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: I'd rather leave this surfer b***h
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Real Lyric: It's makin' you crazy Makin' you a wreck..
The Misheard: Makin you crazy, makin you erect..
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Real Lyric: Windshield wipers slappin time.
The Misheard: Windshield wipers turpentine.
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Real Lyric: Oh Petey! Oh Petey! Your like a son to us!
The Misheard: Oh Petey! Oh Petey! Your like a sundress!
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