The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's things down here the devil himself wouldn't do
The Misheard: There's things down here that Elvis himself wouldn't do
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Real Lyric: ...I'm never gonna find you fake it
The Misheard: you're never gonna find your blanket
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Real Lyric: I'm still lost and running
The Misheard: I'm still alone Mr. Nugget
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Real Lyric: Then I kiss your eyes And thank God were together
The Misheard: Then I kiss your a**And thank God were together
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Real Lyric: Then I kiss your eyes And thank God were together
The Misheard: Then I kiss your a**And thank God were together
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Real Lyric: Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears Try to fill me with doubt
The Misheard: Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loudTheir p***ing sounds fill me earsTry to fill me with gout
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Real Lyric: Don't you want somebody to love
The Misheard: "stoned you once"- some buddy to love
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Real Lyric: ...Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you...
The Misheard: ...Is someone getting the vest, the vest, the vest, the vestibule...
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Real Lyric: Islands in the Stream
The Misheard: Island Industries
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played 'til my fingers bled It was summer of '69
The Misheard: I got my first real sex toyBought it from a scottish guyPlayed with it till my ***hole bledWas the summer of '69
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