The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Watch me fly above like a vicious dove.
The Misheard: Watch me fall off a boat like a vicious toe.
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Real Lyric: But our friends are back So lets raise a toast
The Misheard: But our friend's a butt So lets raise a toe
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Real Lyric: And I miss you (Like the deserts miss the rain) And I miss you (Like the deserts miss the rain)
The Misheard: And I Monsieur(french) (like the deserts myst-er-ies) And I Moooonsieur (like the deserts myst-er-ies)
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Real Lyric: "They paved paradise to put up a parking lot."
The Misheard: "If it ain't paradise, then put up a parking lot".
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Real Lyric: Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good, Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood.
The Misheard: Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good, Everybody says it's just like Rock n Roll.
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Real Lyric: Rows and rows of disused milk-floats stand dying in the dairy yards.
The Misheard: Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want it painted black.
The Misheard: I see a radio and I want it painted black.
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Real Lyric: "..thought I had to stir the mood.."
The Misheard: thought I wore the Fruit of the Loom...
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Real Lyric: Listen, all you people
The Misheard: Listen, naughty people!
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Real Lyric: And I was gonna tell you tonight
The Misheard: And I was gonna kill you tonight
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