The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
The Misheard: Baby Dove I'm not a dweeb
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Real Lyric: "The foulest stenches in the air."
The Misheard: "Flying dentures in the air."
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Real Lyric: I see my Marianne walking away
The Misheard: I see Maid Marian walking away
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Real Lyric: Good Vibrations
The Misheard: My son thought the song was "Goodbye Precious"
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his wife's canopy
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Real Lyric: Smokin. not cokin. get funky sax.
The Misheard: Smokin. not cokin. get bum sex.
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends
The Misheard: Rock and weenie friendsRock and weenie friends
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Real Lyric: Secret Agent man
The Misheard: Secret Asian Man
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of SOME Pedro
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Real Lyric: Indiana wants me Lord I can't go back there Indiana wants me Lord I can't go back there I wish I had you to talk to
The Misheard: Indiana wants meLord I can't go back thereIndiana wants meLord I can't go back thereI'm a shiny shoe to talk to
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