The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a chiko roll
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Real Lyric: Come on fell the noise
The Misheard: Come on feel my balls
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your big Suburban
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Real Lyric: "Do the Hustle!"
The Misheard: "Chew the hot dog!"
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Real Lyric: Midnight, and I'm dancing with the devil She whispers thoughts of pure evil
The Misheard: Midnight, and I'm dancing with the DevilShe wished to offer you a refund
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Real Lyric: Amnesty international got bankrupt (im on top, on lock)
The Misheard: Amnesty international got Bangc**k to my taco.
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Real Lyric: You're the first one
The Misheard: You're the busboy
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Real Lyric: It's enough to make wide eyed wanderers
The Misheard: It's enough to make wide eyed underwear
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Real Lyric: take your cap and leave my sweater
The Misheard: take your cat and leave my sweater
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Real Lyric: You're a redneck heartbreak Who's really bad at lying
The Misheard: the redneck whore fest was really a better lie
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