The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was riding shotgun
The Misheard: I was riding for fun
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Real Lyric: I hope you know, I hope you know...
The Misheard: I hope Jew Fro', I hope Jew Fro'...
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Real Lyric: Would you like to swing on a star carry moonbeams home in a jar
The Misheard: Would you like to swing on a starGary Moonbeam's home in a jar
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Real Lyric: You make me sick, I want you and I'm hatin it.
The Misheard: You make me sick,why don't you get a payment job?
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Real Lyric: Big Ol Jet Airliner!
The Misheard: Bingo Jed and Lionel!
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Real Lyric: Honestly what will become of me don't like reality It's way too clear to me but Really Life is daily We are what we don't see Missed everything day-dreaming
The Misheard: Honestly ...wipe all the c** off me....
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of fears
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Real Lyric: Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy
The Misheard: West Virginia brandyWhere the girls are pretty handy
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Real Lyric: Hey satan, payed my dues Playing in a rocking band
The Misheard: Hey Satan! They're not Jews!They got in a rockin' band!
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Real Lyric: I found the love that I knew I would miss
The Misheard: I found the lung that I knew I had missed.
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