The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't need no man Got my kicks for free
The Misheard: I don't need no manCuz' my kid's for free
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, On a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike!
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Real Lyric: You're a little late, I'm already torn
The Misheard: You're a little late,I've already c**
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I only fly away
The Misheard: I'm like a turd,I only float away
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paved paradise, & put up a f***ing lie.
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Real Lyric: Looking so crazy in love's Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love,
The Misheard: Lookin so crazy in love, smell me knickers, smell me knickers so crazy in love
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Real Lyric: I'm a blond bimbo girl
The Misheard: I'm a blond emo girl
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Real Lyric: I like it. I'm not gonna crack I miss you. I'm not gonna crack I love you. I'm not gonna crack I kill you. I'm not gonna crack
The Misheard: I like it - I'm not gonna crapI miss you - I'm not gonna crap I love you - I'm not gonna crap I killed you - I'm not gonna crap
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Real Lyric: Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you
The Misheard: Doctor, doctor, give me the newsI've got a back ache from lovin' you
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Real Lyric: I'm horny baby I'm horny I'm horny
The Misheard: Im honey, honey honey honey
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