The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: December promice you have unto me December whispers of treachery December clouds are now covering me December songs no longer I sing
The Misheard: Dese awe da pwomise you gave unto meDese awe da winds of a twagedyDese awe da clouds are now covewing meDese awe da songs you no longew see
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown And the sky is grey
The Misheard: All the sleeves are brownAnd the tie is gray
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Real Lyric: For forty days and forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and plans
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nightsThe law was on her sideBut who can stand when she's in demandHer squeezing glands
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Real Lyric: Another loser anthem
The Misheard: I never knew the anthem
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus across the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress across the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily Life is but a dream...
The Misheard: Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, MerrilyLife is butter dream...
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Cause little women must have found and killed you
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Real Lyric: Notice me
The Misheard: No lesbian
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Real Lyric: Here we are now
The Misheard: Avocado
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Real Lyric: Take it to the limit
The Misheard: Take it to the lemon
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