The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dreams can come true. Look at me baby I'm with you.
The Misheard: Dreams can come true.Look at them, they vomit on you.
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Real Lyric: I'm free! Free Fallin!
The Misheard: I'm free! Free Ballin!
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Real Lyric: And with a tear in my eye Give me the sweetest goodbye
The Misheard: And with a tear in my eyegive me the Swedish goodbye
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Real Lyric: A fraternity of thugs that you can trust There's nothing up our eighty sleeves
The Misheard: A maternity of bugs that you can trustThere's muffin under eighties sleeze
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Real Lyric: Here I come My mind is set Get ready for love You're my ten second pet.
The Misheard: Here I comeMy mind is setGet ready for loveYou're my ten second b****.
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Real Lyric: And if you won't underestimate me, I won't underestimate you.
The Misheard: And if you won't undress to mate me,I won't undress to mate you.
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Real Lyric: Then you really might know what it's like
The Misheard: Then you really mondo what it's like
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Real Lyric: Ah, Mater, Want Jet To Always Love Me? Ah, Mater, Much Later.
The Misheard: Our Maker wants Jet to always love me Our Maker, house breaker
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Real Lyric: "every night has its dawn"
The Misheard: "every knight has his dong"
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Real Lyric: Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the Autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
The Misheard: Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the seaAnd frolicked in the Autumn mistIn a land called Connerly
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