The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me Like the river Jordan
The Misheard: Hold me Like a pair of Jordans
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Real Lyric: I got the radio blasting in my old man's Chevrolet
The Misheard: I've got the radio blastin' in my home-made Chevrolet
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily.
The Misheard: You're shaking my carpet daily
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Real Lyric: And I Miss You
The Misheard: Tiramisu
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Real Lyric: This is the closest thing to crazy
The Misheard: This is the closest thing to gravy
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Real Lyric: Want to put my tender heart in a blender
The Misheard: gonna pull my tenderhard in a blender
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
The Misheard: Anne Marie and Elvin are playin'round the bend.
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Real Lyric: caught in the undertow
The Misheard: cotton in the under tote
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Real Lyric: I want 2 be your fantasy
The Misheard: I want to be your ecstacy
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Real Lyric: it's the final countdown
The Misheard: it's the final condom
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