The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A cheap f*** for me to lay
The Misheard: Archie fought for me to lay
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Real Lyric: Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
The Misheard: Night creatures crawl on the dance floor tonight in their masquerade
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Real Lyric: She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable
The Misheard: She was underneath the tablemaking sushi was unable
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Real Lyric: I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
The Misheard: I saw the sun and it opened up my eyes I saw the sun
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Loving it in lavender
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Beat up by that doucheAnd made some butter in the night
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Real Lyric: As he came into the window It was the sound of a Crescendo He came into her apartment He left the blood stains on The carpet She ran Underneath the Table He could see she was unable So she ran into The bedroom She was struck Down It was Her doom.
The Misheard: As he came in through the windowit was a sundown a crescendoHe came into her apartmentHe left the bloodstains on the carpetShe ran at him with a tableTo make sushi, what of Abel?So she ran into the bathroomShe was
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Slow running water
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Real Lyric: Ohhh Errol I would give everything just to be like him
The Misheard: Woo WebberI would do anythingjust to be like him
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Real Lyric: What made the Pan refuse to grow
The Misheard: Who cooked a pan of yeast rolls
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