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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Karma Police

    Real Lyric: Karma Police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill

    The Misheard: Karma Police, a restless girl, I hit her hairdo, making her feel ill

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    Artist: Vapors, The

    Song: Turning Japanese

    Real Lyric: I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all 'round myself

    The Misheard: I've got your picture, I've got your picture Ive got a millions of them over myself

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    Artist: Vapors, The

    Song: Turning Japanese

    Real Lyric: Everyone avoids me like a cyclone Ranger

    The Misheard: Everyone avoids me like a psycho ranger

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Sugar, We're Going Down

    Real Lyric: I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, c**k it and pull it

    The Misheard: I'll be your number one with a mulletrnA loaded God complex, c**k in the bullet

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Do Wah Diddy Diddy

    Real Lyric: Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of

    The Misheard: yes I did and so I sold all the things she'd been dreaming of

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    Real Lyric: Maybe you'll get a replacement

    The Misheard: Maybe you'll get her a placemat

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    Artist: Terri Clark

    Song: Poor, Poor Pitiful Me

    Real Lyric: Poor, poor pitiful me"

    The Misheard: Poor poor pimple me

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    Artist: White Stripes, The

    Song: Seven Nation Army

    Real Lyric: I'm gonna fight 'em off A seven nation army couldn't hold me back

    The Misheard: I'm gonna fight 'em off, the Salvation Army couldn't hold me back

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: burning out his fuse up here alone

    The Misheard: burning out his views of heaven's home

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido Yeah

    The Misheard: Every life time is in stagesAnd we're all now imitatorsAnd we're stupid and contagiousAnd we're all now imitatorsAnd the night owlAnd the night owlAnd the skaterAnd the beatenYeah

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