The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Crazy, but that's how it goes...
The Misheard: Crazy, but that's how he rolls...
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Real Lyric: My lonliness ain't killing me...
The Misheard: my low weenis is killing me...
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Real Lyric: Never once did I Ever dare to imagine you by my side Every breath I breathe Tastes sweet for sure I found me a reason to live and die for
The Misheard: Never once didI Ever dare to imagine you by my sideEvery breath I breatheTastes sweet for sureI found me a reason to live in Darfur
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Real Lyric: Life is a Carnival
The Misheard: Life is a Carnivore
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Real Lyric: Blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pop top Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home
The Misheard: Blew out my flip flopStepped on a pop tartCut my heel, had to cruise on back home
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The Misheard: That mellow fat chick just put my smile out of place.
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Real Lyric: Such a pretty house, such a pretty garden No alarms and no surprises, no alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises, please
The Misheard: Such a pretty a**, and such a pretty godAnd no one loves and no surprises, No one loves and no surprisesNo one loves and no surprises, please
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Real Lyric: Look out old Baltimore...
The Misheard: Look out for Voldemort...
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Real Lyric: High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man
The Misheard: High Town Made us dance, suck up the juice of the common man
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Real Lyric: Ho Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story
The Misheard: oh Maria MariaShe's the mami of the westside story
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