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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Blues Traveler

    Song: Canadian Rose

    Real Lyric: Especially when the fall comes to Burlington We were in so close

    The Misheard: Especially when the fall comes to BurlingtonWith retail clothes

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    Artist: Sweet

    Song: Ballroom Blitz

    Real Lyric: and the man in the back said ev'ryone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz and the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna warn ya it'll turn into a ballroom blitz

    The Misheard: and the man in the back said everyone in slacks cuz it turns into a ballroom blitzand the girl in the corner said boy you want some rum? it turned into a ballroom blitz

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Scooby Doo

    Real Lyric: ready for your act Don't hold back1

    The Misheard: rip your **s don't hold back

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Lay Lady Lay

    Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed

    The Misheard: Lay across my puppy's **s, friend.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul

    The Misheard: A skinny lonely woman ain't got no soul

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    Artist: The Arcade Fire

    Song: No Cars Go

    Real Lyric: No Cars Go

    The Misheard: No Cu**s Go

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Don't go, chasing waterfalls Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that You're used to

    The Misheard: Don't go, chasing waterfalls. Listen to the rivers and the legs that you're used to.

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    Artist: Rick Springfield

    Song: Jessie's Girl

    Real Lyric: And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it

    The Misheard: And she's lovin' him with that bodyoxiousknowit

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    Artist: Rick Springfield

    Song: Jessie's Girl

    Real Lyric: I'VE BEEN FUNNY I'VE BEEN COOL WITH THE LINES

    The Misheard: ROBBY FORATTA'S COOL WITH THE LIONS

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    Artist: Paula Abdul

    Song: Cold Hearted Snake

    Real Lyric: He's a cold hearted snake, he don't play by rules

    The Misheard: He's a cold-hearted snake, he don't play vowels.

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