The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd make a deal with God And I'd get him to swap our places
The Misheard: I'd make a deal with God I'm beginning to swallow up laces
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Real Lyric: Have you seen her? So fine and pretty. Fooled me with her style and ease
The Misheard: Have you seen her? Song 'bout a pretty, foolin' with a stallion Ease
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Real Lyric: I found a martyr in my bed tonight
The Misheard: I found a mortar in my bed tonight.
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Real Lyric: So he creeps into this house, yeah
The Misheard: So we piss into the fountain
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Real Lyric: Swing your partner 'round and 'round
The Misheard: Swing your vodka 'round and 'round
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Real Lyric: See You At The Crossroads
The Misheard: See You At The CrossBronx
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Real Lyric: Keeping Perfect Rhythm make you wanna swing along
The Misheard: Keeping perfect bourbon wanna make you swing along
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Real Lyric: "Escapade. We'll have a good time."
The Misheard: "Ice Capades"
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Real Lyric: Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans
The Misheard: Feelin' ill-defeated in my jeans
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Real Lyric: I left my conscience pressed between the pages of the bible in the drawer
The Misheard: I left my conscious breast between the pages of the bible in the drawer
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