The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Too hot, too hot lady
The Misheard: Doodle hop, doodle hop, baby.
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Real Lyric: "My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold."
The Misheard: "My angel in the cellofoam,Angel in the cellofoam."
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Real Lyric: She makes you better than, anything you've tried
The Misheard: She makes soup better than anything you've tried
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Real Lyric: To walk along the lonely street of dreams!
The Misheard: To walk along at only 3 degrees!
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Real Lyric: To know that you feel the same as I do. Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
The Misheard: To know that you feel the same as I do.Is a three for you so be in a dream
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Real Lyric: We got somethin' we both know it, We don't talk too much about it
The Misheard: We got somethin', we both know it,We don't have too much value
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Real Lyric: I can Mash-Potato
The Misheard: I'm a masturbator
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Real Lyric: From the dark to the light, you were shining bright
The Misheard: From the dark to the light,you will worship and die
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Real Lyric: Would they treat me as good as Hugh Heffner if I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?
The Misheard: Bet they'd treat me like Hugh Heff' if I had a mansion full of blind chicks.
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Real Lyric: If you start me up If you start me up Ill never stop
The Misheard: Start me up! Start me on the beltstop.
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