The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Incense and peppermint
The Misheard: Ten cents a peppermint
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Real Lyric: I get by with a little help from my friends, He gets high with a little help from his friends
The Misheard: i get high with a little help of my freinds, get high with a little help of my friends
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Real Lyric: shut up and drive
The Misheard: shut up and die
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Real Lyric: Go on, leave me breathless
The Misheard: Go on, leave me breastless
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Real Lyric: And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire
The Misheard: And she'll wrap herself around you like a whale on fire
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Real Lyric: Surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
The Misheard: Surge of nipples says it's hazardous to breathe
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Real Lyric: And if a ten-ton truck Kills the both of us
The Misheard: And if a ten ton shark kills the both of us
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Real Lyric: Mr. Bojangles
The Misheard: Missed the boat jangles
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I've got two chinchillas and a microphone
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Real Lyric: I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain.
The Misheard: I only want to see you mast****ting in the rain.
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