The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Two to the one from the one to the three I like good p**** and I like good trees
The Misheard: Two to the one from the one to the threeI like good p**** and I like good cheese
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer,
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: You're the real tough cookie with a long history.
The Misheard: You're a real tough cookie with a long-eared siree.
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Real Lyric: For there's the Basie Miller, Satchmo, and the king of all: Sir Duke With a voice like Ella's ringin' out There's no way the band can lose.
The Misheard: Well,theres Bassie,Miller,Sir Tamore in the kingdom of Sir Duke.And with a voice like Alec's sing out,theres no way the man could lose.
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart And you're to blame
The Misheard: Shout to the heartin your two lane
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: That dedgum black kid sure plays some mean pinball.
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Real Lyric: Backfield in Motion
The Misheard: Black Beetle Emotion
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Real Lyric: Hush Hush Keep it down now Voices carry
The Misheard: Hush Hush Mrs. Selnor, this is scary
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Real Lyric: We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
The Misheard: We're just two Tadpoles swimming in a fish bowl year after year
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Real Lyric: So remember, every picture tells a story don't it
The Misheard: So remember, every picture tells a story. Donut
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