The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
The Misheard: I'm the first kid to ride a horse my good friends
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Real Lyric: I'm so bored, oh please Don't talk anymore.
The Misheard: And I'm so butt ugly, don't talk anymore.
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Real Lyric: They're the very things - we kill I guess
The Misheard: They killed our dreams - we kill our guests
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth.
The Misheard: She's got hungry full eyes and a risque mouth.
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Real Lyric: Sexual healing
The Misheard: Sex your earring
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Real Lyric: The streets are full of anything you want
The Misheard: The streets are full of alligator fun
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Real Lyric: Non-stop talker, What a rocker! Blue-eyed murder in a size 5 dress
The Misheard: Non-stop talker, what a rockerWorld wide murder in a south side address
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Real Lyric: Other people's thoughts they ain't your hand-me-downs
The Misheard: Other people's sausage Ate your hand-me-downs
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Real Lyric: You can buy your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so.
The Misheard: You can bite your hair if it won't grow.You can pick your nose if he says so.
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Real Lyric: where you from you sexy thing
The Misheard: save the world you sexy pig
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