The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Yeah I'm going to Drag City (Run her through now) Going to Drag City (What will she do now)
The Misheard: Yeah I'm going to Drag City(Nothing to do now)Going to Drag City(Nothing to do now)...
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Real Lyric: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night...
The Misheard: So long, farewell, our feet are saying good-bye
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Real Lyric: You take a stick of bamboo, You throw it in the water,
The Misheard: You take a stick of butter, you throw it in the water.
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Real Lyric: I'm sailing away, Set an open course for the virgin sea...
The Misheard: I'm sailing away, Set an open course for emergency...
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Real Lyric: I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain
The Misheard: I'd be happy and be merryLife would be a dingleberryIf I only had a brain
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Real Lyric: Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
The Misheard: Now I find a gentlemine and I open upped the doors.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba da
The Misheard: Da doob I will be like a guy
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Real Lyric: Take on me, take me on I'll be gone In a day or two
The Misheard: Take my bomb, don't bomb me I'll be gone oooh heeeee!
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Real Lyric: I thought love was Only true in fairytales Meant for someone else But not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disapointment haunted All my dreams
The Misheard: I thought love was some Peruvian fairytalemeant for someone else but not for melove was out to get methat's the way it seemedget the boys a honkin' on my dreams
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Real Lyric: Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer
The Misheard: baby's drowned in the Maytag dryer
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