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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: War

    Song: Why Can't We Be Friends?

    Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?

    The Misheard: I get real depressed.

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Humanity

    Real Lyric: Humanity It's au revoir to your insanity You sold your soul to feed your vanity Your fantasies and lies

    The Misheard: Humanity It's au revoir to your insanity You sold your soul to feed your manatee Your fantasies and lies

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Lucky

    Real Lyric: If there's nothing missing in my life Then why do these tears come at night.

    The Misheard: If there's nothing missing in my lifeThen why do these thieves come at night?

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: I Love Rock 'n' Roll

    Real Lyric: I love rock n' roll So put another dime in the jukebox baby

    The Misheard: I love rock n' rollSo put another diamond in the jewelry box baby

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    Artist: Marilyn Manson

    Song: The Beautiful People

    Real Lyric: You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

    The Misheard: Your lemonade stand is hard to keep clean

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    Artist: Roy Orbison

    Song: Pretty Woman

    Real Lyric: Pretty woman, walking down the street Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet

    The Misheard: Pretty woman, walking down the streetPretty woman, the kind I like with feet

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Candle In The Wind

    Real Lyric: Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did.

    The Misheard: Your candle burned out long beforeThe legend of the deer.

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

    Real Lyric: Traveled the world and the seven seas

    The Misheard: Child of the world and the seven seas

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    Artist: Oasis

    Song: Live Forever

    Real Lyric: Maybe I don't really wanna know How your garden grows

    The Misheard: Maybe I don't really wanna know are you God-engrossed.

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    Artist: Panic! At The Disco

    Song: Mad As Rabbits

    Real Lyric: Who was chewing on his Parliaments When he tried to save the calendar business

    The Misheard: Who was chewing on his bolognese when he tried to save the calendar business

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